Dating game song insane
Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what wouldyour pick up line be? CONTESTANT NUMBER 2Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar And tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you are I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Rikki Lake!
CONTESTANT NUMBER 1Fuck that, you'd be jacking me quick I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick And then to get your attention in the crowded place I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that'll get her Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap CONTESTANT NUMBER !
He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak who works for the dark carnival. Number two, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know? I'd grab your titties, and stretch 'em down past your waist, let 'em go and watch 'em both spring up in your face.
Contestant #2: First thing, I could never love you. but if I did, I'd probably show you that I care by takin' all these other motherfuckers outta here. I'd sing love songs to ya the best I can, get ya naked and hit it like a CAVE MAN!
The Neden Game Host: lets meet contestan number 1, he's a schizopherenic serial killer clown who says women love his sexy smile. So lets say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family, tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick. Your dad would probably start trippin' and get me pissed, I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin' lip.
Let's meet contestant number one He's a schizophrenic, serial killer clown Who says, woman love his sexy smile Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon Sharon, what's your question?I'd go through your phone book and wack 'em all, then find Contestant number 1 and break his fuckin jaw (what!? Then we go to the beach and walk through the sand i throw a little in your face and say i'm just playin'.as you spit it all out I rub your back and grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!Shit, you don't want contestant number two He's mad-wack I walk into a barn and there he was Standing up on a bucket, eww, trying to fuck it It was a big fucking smelly, ass farm llama Damn dawg! C#1: Yeah freak her with your nuts yo that'll get her C#2: Tell her that she's fat, yeah that'll work even better C#1: Look, fuck you, i got a strong REP you don't want Contestant number 2 he's mad whack, I walked into a bar and there he was, standing on a bucket (uhhhh) tryin' to fuck it, it was a big fucking smelly ass farm LLAMA C#2: Damn dawg!
I'd probably just show up naked like I always do, and look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!